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im gonna play video games and pretend like my heart isn’t about to fall out my ass

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testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Darling, all night
I have been flickering, off, on, off, on. - Sylvia Plath,Fever 103°.” from Ariel: The Restored Edition (via naomilku)
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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

maxipaddles:

christmas death 2001

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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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